Migratbiss is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, emotional
mouse.
Migratbiss created a quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Migratbiss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Migratbiss, he will try to impress you with trees.
Migratbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Migratbiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Migratbiss.
5. Retreat if five birds approach from the east.