Badkarfig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate porpoise.

Badkarfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Badkarfig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badkarfig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Badkarfig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Badkarfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.