Higbopdob is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart rhinoceros.

Higbopdob created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbopdob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higbopdob, it will turn you into a sheep.

Higbopdob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Higbopdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing orange ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Higbopdob loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if seven ants approach from the west.