Dabbelltip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient centipede.

Dabbelltip created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbelltip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dabbelltip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dabbelltip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabbelltip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.