Ligruttcum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing raccoon.

Ligruttcum created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligruttcum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligruttcum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligruttcum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ligruttcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never wear ear rings.