Bifwadbess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain dove.

Bifwadbess created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifwadbess, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifwadbess, he will make you grow a tail.

Bifwadbess' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bifwadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Bifwadbess loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bifwadbess on top of all buildings.