Nakhenyam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying weasel.

Nakhenyam created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakhenyam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakhenyam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nakhenyam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nakhenyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never eat green fruit.