Sidcussadbodkap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic elephant.

Sidcussadbodkap created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcussadbodkap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidcussadbodkap, it will not care at all.

Sidcussadbodkap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sidcussadbodkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear magenta shirts.

4. You must love Sidcussadbodkap.

5. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.