Tomzimwad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless wasp.

Tomzimwad created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomzimwad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tomzimwad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tomzimwad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tomzimwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Tomzimwad on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from yellow snails for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.