Tunlegarp is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring newt.

Tunlegarp created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlegarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tunlegarp, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tunlegarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tunlegarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tunlegarp.

5. Do not make images of living things.