Zenmumlun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust crane.

Zenmumlun created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenmumlun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenmumlun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zenmumlun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zenmumlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing gray dresses.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Zenmumlun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.