Tifzakmut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering butterfly.

Tifzakmut created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifzakmut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tifzakmut, it will curse you with boils.

Tifzakmut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tifzakmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always look after injured shrews.