Larggofdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking troll.

Larggofdiss created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larggofdiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larggofdiss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Larggofdiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Larggofdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.