Dubbuddot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless newt.

Dubbuddot created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbuddot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubbuddot, she will come to you in dreams.

Dubbuddot's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dubbuddot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubbuddot.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Run away if eight seals approach from the east.

5. Never feed tomatoes to ants while wearing corsets.