Binappab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful bat.

Binappab created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binappab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Binappab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Binappab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Binappab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.