Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless pig.

Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomhomqueeg Liglitfut.

5. Always wear gray.