Nillhunwap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking fox.

Nillhunwap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillhunwap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillhunwap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nillhunwap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nillhunwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing blue dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

3. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing green rings.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.