Pangquatsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent cat.

Pangquatsaf created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangquatsaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangquatsaf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pangquatsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pangquatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing red tights.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Pangquatsaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.