Sakdamlan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent hyena.

Sakdamlan created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdamlan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakdamlan, she will curse you with boils.

Sakdamlan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sakdamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Hide from white porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Sakdamlan.

5. Never look in ponds.