Nulhadomin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional giraffe.

Nulhadomin created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhadomin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nulhadomin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nulhadomin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nulhadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Nulhadomin seven times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.