Nellarnxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying swallow.

Nellarnxuck created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellarnxuck, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nellarnxuck, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nellarnxuck's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nellarnxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never hurt sheep.