Dappinjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome goblin.

Dappinjon created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Dappinjon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dappinjon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dappinjon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dappinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Hide from fawn sharks for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.