Habpogdonzog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless cow.

Habpogdonzog created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habpogdonzog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Habpogdonzog, it will turn you into a mole.

Habpogdonzog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Habpogdonzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never hop near aardvarks.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.