Fubbosspit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong badger.

Fubbosspit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbosspit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubbosspit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubbosspit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fubbosspit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.