Padnatwon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Padnatwon created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padnatwon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Padnatwon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Padnatwon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Padnatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine mites in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. You must never eat garlic.