Mannatquart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic raccoon.

Mannatquart created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mannatquart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mannatquart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mannatquart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mannatquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Mannatquart first in all things.