Vilnill is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful bee.

Vilnill created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vilnill, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vilnill's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vilnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilnill.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vilnill on top of all buildings.

5. Vilnill loves swans, so they must be respected.