Geplidtip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome dog.

Geplidtip created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geplidtip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Geplidtip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Geplidtip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Geplidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your neck indigo.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Geplidtip.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.