Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong eagle.

Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf, it will come to you in dreams.

Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Yamfarnfubzagnellraklabsaf loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.