Cebnullid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud lizard.

Cebnullid created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnullid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cebnullid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cebnullid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cebnullid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebnullid.