Cebnullid is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, proud
lizard.
Cebnullid created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebnullid, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Cebnullid, she will jump up and down on your head.
Cebnullid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Cebnullid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Always help sick grasshopers.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not dye your hair gray.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebnullid.