Fun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind hyena.

Fun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fun, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fun.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.