Lablitnad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless goat.

Lablitnad created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lablitnad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lablitnad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lablitnad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lablitnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.