Shavbimmipbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless snake.

Shavbimmipbut created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbimmipbut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavbimmipbut, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Shavbimmipbut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Shavbimmipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing corsets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.