Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering jaguar.

Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Zensinrill Gannegcar Rull first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.