Rilfasaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate frog.

Rilfasaf created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilfasaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilfasaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rilfasaf's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rilfasaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Rilfasaf loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sprint near capybaras.