Kingomgat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust crab.

Kingomgat created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingomgat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kingomgat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kingomgat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kingomgat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Kingomgat on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Kingomgat.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kingomgat on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.