Ingcanfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective jaguar.

Ingcanfon created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingcanfon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingcanfon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ingcanfon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ingcanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.