Dadratgarstan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish snail.

Dadratgarstan created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadratgarstan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dadratgarstan, she will come to you in dreams.

Dadratgarstan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dadratgarstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not covet oxen.