Pakrillbanfotfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered fly.

Pakrillbanfotfarn created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakrillbanfotfarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pakrillbanfotfarn, he will not care at all.

Pakrillbanfotfarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pakrillbanfotfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pakrillbanfotfarn.

2. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.