Babsassaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient deer.

Babsassaw created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babsassaw, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Babsassaw, it will be mildly annoyed.

Babsassaw's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Babsassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.