Vedbafwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong goose.

Vedbafwot created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbafwot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vedbafwot, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vedbafwot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vedbafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear brown shoes.