Dudfombimmid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring hamster.

Dudfombimmid created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfombimmid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dudfombimmid, she will turn you into a dog.

Dudfombimmid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dudfombimmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.