Banbamkim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome meerkat.

Banbamkim created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbamkim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banbamkim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Banbamkim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Banbamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Banbamkim loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never leap near swans.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the north.