Saglidbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered ferret.

Saglidbog created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saglidbog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saglidbog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Saglidbog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Saglidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the south.