Larnmadgetlat is a god.
It takes the form of a small, almighty
zebra.
Larnmadgetlat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnmadgetlat, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Larnmadgetlat, it will destroy your home solar system.
Larnmadgetlat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Larnmadgetlat's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Larnmadgetlat.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Put Larnmadgetlat first in all things.
5. Always pray immersed in water.