Larnmadgetlat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty zebra.

Larnmadgetlat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmadgetlat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larnmadgetlat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Larnmadgetlat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Larnmadgetlat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Larnmadgetlat.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Put Larnmadgetlat first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.