Megbassgutzak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful whale.

Megbassgutzak created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbassgutzak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Megbassgutzak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Megbassgutzak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Megbassgutzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to doves while wearing purple skirts.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.