Ragnadbud is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying
armadillo.
Ragnadbud created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragnadbud, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ragnadbud, it will think nothing of it.
Ragnadbud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Ragnadbud's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not hop in public.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not speak about carrots.