Ragnadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying armadillo.

Ragnadbud created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnadbud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ragnadbud, it will think nothing of it.

Ragnadbud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ragnadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about carrots.