Panlidsand is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Panlidsand created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Panlidsand, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panlidsand, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Panlidsand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Panlidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.