Panlidsand is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust
hippopotamus.
Panlidsand created a Higgs boson four years ago.
If you believe in
Panlidsand, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Panlidsand, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Panlidsand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Panlidsand's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Do not drink alcohol.