Zimhadxin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying bat.

Zimhadxin created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Zimhadxin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimhadxin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zimhadxin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zimhadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing yellow shoes.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing purple shirts and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.