Vabsaslan is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced
crocodile.
Vabsaslan created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vabsaslan, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vabsaslan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Vabsaslan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Vabsaslan's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing magenta shoes.
5. Do not commit murder.